The Hague Hash House Harriers
Your Very Own Drinking Club With a Running Problem
Nieuwe Menschen Kennen Leren
Although most of you will be partying in sunny Portugal and Spain, Layher will lay her run and has invited colleagues from Embassies and NMLK-ers (Nieuwe Mensen Leren Kennen) to join, so it should be fun!
And then, Layher broke her hip and we are recycling last weeks run ......
What - Run 2050
When - Wednesday 22 May, 1900 hrs
Hare - CheeseBalls = BrokenHipReplacement*
Where - Raamweg / Wassenaarseweg intersection
Why - Because children are allowed on leash and dogs are welcome, if they can walk approx. 5 kilometers. In any case, the trail is stroller-friendly.
OnOn - TBA
** For those who are not familiar with this ages old tradition of disaster-hashing, this means we assign a live hare on the spot. Whoever catches the hare becomes the hare.
T.B.A. is at it AGAIN !
Hare - WebFucker
What - Run 2051
When - Wednesday 29 May, 1900 hrs
Where - There and Then
Good to know -
OnOn -
Ban Me Instead Of Spanking The Cock, Butt Keep Any Double Dutch Mountains Out Of It !
Hare - Ban the Cock and Spank Me but without DoubleDutchMountain
What - Run 2052
When - Wednesday 5 June, 1900 hrs
Where - There and Then
Good to know -
OnOn -
News
Good news is no news. Bad news is big news. We only have good news, which is no news, therefore nothing to report here.
Dutch Specials
- Boaty McBoat Hash in Amsterdam
- August 9-10-11, 2019 - Dutch Nash Hash 2019, prelube to EuroHash2019 - Formerly Known as Neptunus Weekend - Baarlo, Netherlands
European Events
May 24-26,2019 - Greek Island Spectacular by Athens H3 - Zakinthos, Greece
May 24-26, 2019 - 2345th Trail by Bicester H3 - Bicester, UK.
May 31 - Jun 2, 2019 - 2000th Run Weekend by Edinburgh H3 - Edinburgh, Scotland.
May 31 - Jun 2, 2019 - 2000th Hash Weekend by Vindobona H3 - Horitschon, Southern Burgenland, Austria.
June 14-16, 2019 - 7th Anniversary by Manchester H3 - Oldham, UK.
June 15-22, 2019 - 8th Dalmatian Hash Cruise by Dalmatian H3 - sailing from Split, Bosnia.
June 28-30, 2019 - Pyrenees Away Hash bf Madrid H3 - Santa Engracia, Spain.
June 28-30, 2019 - Hash Beside the Seaside by Mijas H3 - Cabo de Gata, Spain.
August 9-11, 2019 - Dutch Nash Hash - Prelube to EuroHash2019 - Formerly Known as Neptunus Weekend - Baarlo, Netherlands
August 16-17-18, 2019 - EuroHash2019 - Scotland somewhere
Aug 20-22, 2019 - Post-lube EUROHASH / Pre-Lube UK Nash Hash by Bras & Pants H3 - Scotland.
August 23-26 - UK NashHash by Caledonia H3 - Scotland somewhere
Aug 30 - Sep 1, 2019 - German Nash Hash by Hannover H3 - Hannover, Germany
August 30 - September 1, 2019 - Swiss Nash Hash by Zurich H3 - Vordemwald, Switzerland.
Runs we did earlier this year
StripCheese
Hare - CheeseBalls
What - Run 2049
When - Wednesday 15 May, 1900 hrs
Where - Raamweg / Wassenaarseweg intersection
Bold Fokker's 1000th Semi-Final
Hare - Bold Fokker
What - Run 2048
When - Wednesday 8 May, 1900 hrs
Where - Hubertus Viaduct
Good to know - This is run 1000 for Bold Fokker
OnOn - Ajax is playing the return against the Spurs this evening (Ajax is 1:0 ahead) to reach the Champions League Final (Soccer, you might have heard about it). The other finalist is Liverpool with Van Dijk and Wijnaldum. We watch the game at Sherlock's after the run
Ajax messed up in the very last minute!
"Work-Your-Arse-Off" Day
When - Wednesday 1 May, 1900 hrs
What - Run 2047
Hare - Playtex
Good to know - It is International Labour Day. Pensionados walk the path of shame, set the trail, do the checks and pour the beer, but ... only if you wear something red ... and have practiced on "L'internationale"
Where - Westlandse Rugby Club - WRC Te Werve RUFC, Beresteinlaan 52, 2542 KC Den Haag
OnOn - There and Then
How to get there - By public transport, car, bicycle, ask Neptunus or any other way
KingsDay WarmUp
When - Wednesday 24 April, 1900 hrs
What - Run 2045
Hare - Neptunus
Why - Because we found Cafe Animo (Willem van Outhoornstraat) with lots of free pub-food!
Good to know - King's Day is almost there. This is the ideal opportunity to test your Orangist outfit
Where - de Eerensplein
How to get there - It is a 20 minute walk from CS or rent on ov-fiets and cycle for 7 minutes or ask Neptunus to pick you up.
No Ears - No Beers!
When - Wednesday 17 April, 1900 hrs
What - Run 2044
Hare - XL
Why - This run serves only one purpose, to get some beers at the Fox afterwards to discuss Easter activities.
Good to know - This is the EasterBunny-run, bring yours ears!
Where - Voorburg Train Station
How to get there - Ehhhhh, by train perhaps?
VroemVroem
What - Run 2043
Hare - Lord BromFiets
When - Wednesday 10 April, 1900 hrs
Where - Hubertus Viaduct - KoninginneGracht
How to get there - On your own bromfiets.
- From Central Station - Walk for 30 minutes - Or rent an ov-fiets and cycle for 12 minutes - Or take tram 9-Riouwstraat
Change from Winter to Summer Season
SumSumSummertime when the Living is easy
What - Run 2042
Hare - KissyFace & Neptunus
When - Wednesday 3 April, 1900 hrs
Why - Because we are on Summertime
Where - Tennispark van Hogenhoucklaan 35, 2596 TA Den Haag
Good to know - Parking is free but a tosti is going to cost ye.
How to get there - Friendly suggestion - rent an ov-fiets at the train station and cycle 2.5 km = 10 minutes
Only one way to find out!
What - Run 2041
Hare - Logover
When - Sunday 31 March, 1400 hrs
Where - Vlaskamp - Opposite police station & British school & swimming pool
Good to know - Clocks spring forward 1 hour so an early start for us all
How to get there - Bus 24 stops right there top of Theresiastraat from CS.
Why - Sometimes, dreams come true. But not very often.
Get-Into-Trouble Run
What - Run 2040
Hare - RabC
When - 24 March, 2019 - 1400 hrs
Why - Nobody has been arrested yet this year
Where - Trouble Paradise - Van Berwaerdeweg 3
Good to know - The city government decided to get everyone a "get out of trouble free" card. Only valid for today
Friendly suggestion - Start getting into trouble on your way to the hash, you get the most out of it that way
How to get there - Bus 20 (Oostduinlaan + 2 min walk) or rent an OV-fiets and cycle for 13 minutes
Dead O'Fart´s Leprechaun Run
What - Run 2039
Hare - Dead O' Fart
When - Sunday, March 17, 1400 hrs
Why - It is St Patrick's Day! You Dummy!
Where - At the start of the rainbow (which happens to coincide with the Pavilion Pancake House at the Malieveld).
Friendly suggestion - Get drunk in advance, beer you find at the end of a rainbow is leprechaun beer. It returns to its bottle the instant you try to swallow. Rumors are that wearing green -might- help. But would you trust a Leprechaun?
How to get there from CS - Walking for 500 meters towards tho sea seems to be the best option for today.
Grow Some
What - run 2038
Hares - The Balls Family
When - Sunday. March 10, 1400h
Why - Because some of us need some. We will discuss after the run at Restaurant Runners, Van Hogenhoucklaan 168.
Where - Parking area Oude Waalsdorperweg
Good to know - Ehhhhhh, don´t know what to say here
How to get there from CS - Friendly suggestion, rent an ov-fiets at the train station and cycle for 17 minutes (=4.5 km)
Carnaval Avoidance Hash
What - run 2037a
Hares - Neptunus
When - Sunday. March 3, 1400h
Why - So we can avoid Carnaval and leave true fun up to the Amsterdamned
Where -parking Bosjes van Pex at the Wildhoeflaan
Good to know - No need to dress up
How to get there from CS - just a friendly suggestion, rent an ov-fiets and cycle for half an hour. Or take tram 3
Tilburg Carnaval Hash & Pyama Party
What - A-H3 run 1307 and TheH4 run 2037
Hares - Just The Tip and Pink Panter plus Opee on the Sunday
When - Saturday. March 2 and 3, 1600h
Why - So we can have food afterwards (Just the tip is cooking genuine Chinese - no takeaway) then dress up to get into town for Carnaval and TTLTH (take the last train home) OR join the Pyama Party if you want. (we do brunch and Opee volunteers to set a hangover trail) and/or on top of that watch the Carnaval parade - dress warm, it will get cold watching the parade, it always does.
Where - A Casa Di Pink Panter - Anna Paulownahof 161 - 5038VX Tilburg
Good to know - Just the Tip is cooking genuine Chinese Food - No takeaway stuff
Also good to know - Do dress up. You look ridiculous if you are not dressed up as something ridiculous.
How to get there - By train! plus a 15 minute leisurely strawl to Chez PP (or rent an ov-fiets at the train station)
What The ?
What - Run 2036
Hare - Biggus Dickus and Pecker Shaker
When - Sunday, February 24, 1400h
Why - Because RabC could not make it today - Therefore we go to Halve Maan afterwards
Where - PiramidePlein 5, Rijswijk
Friendly advise - Come by train
2nd HomeBrew and HutsPotRun (HomeBrew, sweet HomeBrew)
What - Run 2034
Hare - WebFucker
When - Sunday, February 10, 1400h
Good to know - This is probably an A-to-B run. But getting your car or bicycle from the train station to Chez WebFucker is generally well arranged.
Fucker, where hot food and cold beers will be ready. Being, at present, Boskoop's only active brewery, you will be forced to drink Web Fucker's home brews. Curious? Check this for the available beers. Even more curious how you would look before and after Web Fucker's beers? Check out the photos from run 1973
Where - Station Boskoop Snijdelwijk - Does this mean we are avoiding the rush hour at Boskoop Central? Finalmente!
How to get there - By Train !
Why - So we can have the Circle and On On at Chez Web
Bold Fokker Says So
What - Run 2035
Hare - Bold Fokker
When - Sunday, February 17, 1400h
Why - Because Bold Fokker Says So
Where - Parking at the Menkenlaan, Wassenaar
How to get there - Friendly suggestion, rent an ov-fiets at the train station and cycle 7.5 km = 30 minutes
HomeBrew passed away and has joined the Eternal Hash in the Sky
Following the ceremony there will be an informal gathering from 14:30 to 16:30 at Haagsche Schouw Hotel Leiden, Haagsche Schouwweg 14, Leiden. This is in walking distance.
The farewell ceremony will take place on Saturday, 26 January at 12:45 in the Boerhave auditorium of crematorium Rhijnhof, Laan te Rhijnhof 10 in Leiden.
Instead of flowers, a donation to the Hersenstichting is very welcome. Bank no. NL18 INGB 0000 000 860 - Correspondence: Prinses Beatrixlaan 27, 2341 TV Oegstgeest.
Part of Home Brew's Last Will: The hash singing swing low! (Without the vulgar gestures I guess). So practice please!!
Feel At Home Run
Run - 2033
Hare - SpankMe
When - Sunday, February 3, 1400h
Why - Because we need a reason To-Feel-At-Home
Where - On the Eastern side of Central station
How to get there - Just walk 50 metres out through the exit doors toward the Hotel Babylon direction and that's the meeting spot.
Good to know - No free parking and perhaps no bagdrop, so bring what you need in your daypack.
Robert Burns Run and Supper with Haggis, Neeps and Tatties
Run - 2032
Hare - RabC
When - Sunday 27 January
Good to know - RabC has been lured into hosting this event. We are looking for volunteers to do the cooking. There is beer to be bought (and whiners to be served). Plates, cutlery to be arranged. And so on and so forth. It might actually work out. WE NEED NUMBERS and it will cost ye a whoppng €5 on top of the regular run fee !
Where - RabC palazo - Van Berwaerdeweg 3,
How To Get There - Friendly suggestion - Rent an OV-fiets at the train station for €3.85 and cycle 10 minutes.
Wear Your Best
Run - 2031
Hare - Playtex
When - Sunday, January 20, 1400h
Why - What else ToDoToDay
Where - the car park at the Zandvoortselaan in Kijkduin (Den Haag). At the back, on the right
How to get there - friendly suggestion, rent an OV-fiets for €3.85 and cycle for 10 km
The Prael Necklace Run
Run - 2030
Hares - BanTheCock without DoubleDutchMountain
When - Sunday, January 13, 1400h
Why - So we can go to the Prael Brewery afterwards - Esperantoplein 20
Where - Brouwerij De Prael - Parking next to the brewery
Friendly suggestion - Rent an OV-fiets at the train station and cycle for 15 minutes = 3 km
An epic story told in just three panels by the OverLog
Run - 2019
Hare - LogOver
When - Sunday, January 6, 1400h
Why - So we can go to Sherlock's afterwards
Where - Madurodam
Friendly suggestion - Rent an ov-fiets at the train station and cycle for 7 minutes